Trying to capture the lucrative Texas school board educational software contract, I see.

My school wasn't the greatest. Mea culpa!

Too bad I've already graduated magna cum laude.

Scott Aukerman and Adam Scott, but instead of hosting the Oscars, they just do an episode of U Talkin' U2 to Me while celebrities hand each other statues like usual.

No such thing as too much Achewood!

Maybe Roast Beef and Ray will finally be happy: http://achewood.com/index.p…

“If only I had a kiss cam for Catcher in the Rye. Just one more regret in a long list of many.”

The next clue is at the White House! Let's go!

Narrator: "The machine is mankind's madness and disfigurement. Industry castrates art; the only honesty is in suicide."

"Khaleesi" was 755th for girls, and that's not even a name, it's a title.

"Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were the CBS executive that greenlighted this. But I repeat myself."

"STARDUST, YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CITY!"

"Why is it every time I need to get somewhere, we get waylaid by jackassery?"

Will he be playing Skipper Dan from the Weird Al song?

The Mayor of Drinkin' Island is Lemmy, and in the parade he rides a chopper made of bones.

Paunch Burger #2: Double Bacon Grenade Deluxe, hash browns, chili cheese fries, one poached egg, and a 64 oz. Sweetums' Sugar Splash.

In middle school we had Mavis Beacon Teaches Typing, and I remember being unreasonably disappointed Mavis Beacon was fictional, and there wasn't some god-level black-belt typist in a mountain monastery somewhere that all novice typists should learn to emulate. Apparently the company that makes Mavis Beacon gets…

There's an episode where Hank asks Brock how Brock would kill him if he had to, and Brock immediately answers , "You're asleep, quick jerk of the neck, you wouldn't feel a thing." Hank responds "You've thought about this before," and Brock says "yes I have." So it wouldn't surprise me if that's how they match up the…

So if it's tied into the current iteration of the DC movie universe, I assume they will be spending most of their time cowering in their office building hoping Superman and Zod don't blow it up.

I'm against crime. And I'm not afraid to admit it.