Buck v. Bell probably makes the top 10. From the Court's eugenics days, they ruled 8-1 that the forcible sterilization of an intellectually disabled woman by the state was constitutionally permissible. Oliver Wendell Holmes famously concluded his opinion with "three generations of imbeciles are enough."

One Cincinnati TV guy quoted in the Independent article had had enough when "the goofuses of the Internet hopped on the Harambe train for their jollies," which is currently the best sentence I have read today.

"He's not God. Just an old guy who loves pranks."
"Sure sounds like God."

All the mouse jokes were fun. "There's this great place around the corner. It's a little hole in the wall, but they do a nice cheese plate." And Princess Carolyn telling Ralph to "Let's cut to the chase."

"For two people that don't like The New Yorker, you know a lot about the different sections of The New Yorker.

"It seems like you're really in sync with this Justin guy!"

And/or kakow!

"So, what did you think of my poem?"

"Hey, how does eggs work, you guys?"
"Like Tom? Like how Tom was Eggs?"

They messed up by spending three-quarters of the pilot episode monotonously listing who begat whom to lead to the current story.

Hiram the Blacksmith watches with disgust as you lie on your back and shoot vomit several feet into the air, letting it land on your face as you cackle maniacally.

In addition to the vastly improved Matrix, I also enjoyed that they seemed to make a conscious effort to make a lot more of the etiquettes useful than they were in previous games, and in a way that makes sense. Like using your Academic etiquette to show off your knowledge in a regular conversation, or bluffing with…

I hope Xanthippe comes back early with all Connecticut can teach her about revenge so we get more Xan-Kimmy insults.

Viewers are advised to look away if they don't want to see their friends and family turned into a twisted throne of human agony.

The dart monkey's on my back, and he's screaming BLOODY MURDER!

David Bowie: Pay no attention to the handsome and ageless rock star hiding behind the couch! I am the mighty Sovereign!

"Okay, how many of you would like Jesus & the disciples to deal with real-life problems like the ones you face every day?"

"I get a KICK out of you!" (while kicking, of course)

"How could you do this to me? The great and lovable Peridot?!"

"Who cares what evil lurks in the hearts of Gems?"
"Unless evil's carrying the Cookie Cat tray, darling!"