I presume that while practicing as a dentist, Gosar inhaled too much laughing gas, causing the permanent and irreparable brain damage that’s clearly on display.

Media: please stop asking celebrities to weigh in on issues like child molestation etc. They’re mostly weird, they live in their own cocooned bubbles, and have absolutely nothing of any value to say.

Yeah, fuck you. Get help. 

Or a reporter to not ask them a stupid and controversial question upon which they have no reason to have an informed opinion.

Yeah, I wish we could strike a balance somewhere between “oh, you have the sniffles? Here’s some tetracyline!” and “oh, you stabbed a hole in your hand when the avocado slipped? Drink some apple cider vinegar!”*