Those 2 groups you just suggested as interference here....white people. Stop being stupid.

White people are the worst. They just don’t get it. This AT Morgan cunt is the definition of “stupid white motherfucker”.

Stop being so mad, and be smart. The ranking is not a career achievement award, her rankings have to do with results from the previous 52-weeks. As far as differentiating an injury from a pregnancy, I can’t disagree more. The tropes are shared and have been forever, about how difficult child birth is, and how…

This is such trash. This is not sexist, this is about being away from the game. An injury and a birth are not differentiated because the only thing that matters is not winning tennis matches. Ask white man Stan Wawrinka how he feels about his plummeting world ranking due to injury. The man was in the finals at the…

I usually turn the turbo feature on my cars for this exact reason. You are brilliant. So. Fucking. Brilliant.

Tell me more about what you think, without any sort of support for your claims. Also, thanks for doing all that math for us, that must have wore you out. Also, please explain more about the extra kick you speak of, it sounds very neato.

I stopped fucking with ESPN years ago. I will tune in for live sports, and the occasional eye roll, but ESPN is just awful now. I didn’t jump ship because of their politics, it is their entire platform pivot to dispensing opinion as opposed to stats, scores, and highlights. I really don’t need to hear everyone in…

RHD, all are RHD.

This is not true. None of what you said, which wasn’t much, is true. I used to do pre-production work for Lotus, Jaguar and Land Rover in the US, and every last one of their cars was LHD, for starters. Also, it’s not a fucking “concept car” in the way you are assuming.

She is paid to produce this trash, right? Why on earth should you tolerate such drivel from a “professional”? I prefer to be blunt with people, to motivate them to be better.

I don’t let uniformed police touch my dogs, because it gives me a reason to be a dick and demonstrate my power over them. It is a small win, but one that I relish every fucking time. Some of them are incredulous and try to justify themselves, which is pathetic yet typical.

Everyone still steals car radios. Now factory radios are even stolen. I don’t know what universe you lived in where the 70's had a proliferation of car radio thefts, but it is safe to say that decade falls short of the 80's, 90's and aughts by a mile. Why you trafficking in your own liiiiiiies?

I don’t find this to be an especially positive move. For starters I don’t see cities like New York and Los Angeles dedicating streets to artists that are merely affiliated with a record label in their towns. He has a very polarizing past, and died as a drug addict does - being a junky. OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH, but…

You are the new voice of Jalopnik, which is sad. I am dumber for being here, because of you.

I had overhead screens installed in 2004 in to my Denali with a higher quality of finish than this shit box. Everything about it is the Donald Drumpf of 300K rides.

Funny story, there was a regional coffee chain called Beaners for sometime in the Midwest, until someone with a fucking brain decided to drop that name in favor of the equally stupid Biggby.

“...Lying On Her”

The first time that I ever had (fish) sashimi I was a bit hammered at a function, and thought the delicious rare beef (sashimi) was amazing. I was told that I was in fact eating raw fish, and now I can’t stop eating sushi, sashimi, maki or nigiri. It was serendipitous as fuck.

The very first week that I lived in Chicago about 10 years ago, I was driving North on Michigan Ave at near Congress when someone in not the turn lane was trying to get in the turn lane, while stopped in a through lane...This happens all the time and it is maddening. Well, in my brand new car, I laid on the horn for…

I honk at folks on the daily. I do this because human American people do too much behind the wheel, other than pay attention. If you do not like people honking, it is safe to say that you are someone that gets honked at often. Almost as bad as the people clogging up the #1 lane taking offense to a light flash to get…