I don’t see that sack of shit as a runner, and I don’t believe it says that anywhere. Sticking to the facts are enough to be upset about, try not to make up parts of the story. The real article has him at 225' away, my guess is he didn’t run anywhere. Why did you think he did?

THIS IS THE BEST EVER?

You sound pretty confident they are suede.

It is much harder to allow a contract to be null when both parties clearly knew what they were entering. This is not some small print, this was the crux of the agreement.

I am with you on this, except for the absurd price levels thing. This car is in that realm, and the interior is lacking, especially with the use of recycled truck parts. Fuck, grab some Navigator bits to appease AP, but this interior is embarrassing. The rest of the car is phenomenal, and without compromise. Ford will…

This is just reckless. If you are not able to smoke a bowl and drive at the same time, then you are not capable of driving while high. Please don’t smoke weed behind the wheel if you are unable to drive with your knees. The moment you ask a friend to hold the wheel, is the moment you should consider not driving high.…

This is so stupid. This is not intended for real adults is it? I mean, married people are not real (individual) adults, so it is OK. Where do you divide the contents back in to individual suitcases? Do you do this on the floor in front of the carousel so I can spit on you? Do you expect me to go to your place to divvy…

Counterpoint: Proximity keys are awesome, and dumb people have and will always find a way to accidentally kill themselves.

IT WAS A PIESPORTER!!!!! HE WAS JUST TRYING TO ENJOY HIS DESSERT!!!!!!

Game time around Wrigley is not a good time to be swinging a bat, unless you are a cop stepping outside your training manual and assaulting white folks. This group of idiots are so beyond stupid for 1) even doing this out there. b) doing it poorly. iii) Being Cubs fans.

Right. Or you are sober now. Either way, live your sad existence.

I am pretty sure that if you wanted a fight, you would just provide your contact details. I don’t want to fight you, I want to laugh at you.

This is the winner. It makes no sense. Try telling someone waiting for the spot those lights don’t mean what they think they do, and see if they react like an adult. They won’t because IT IS UNBELIEVABLY STUPID.

Flat bottom steering wheels are awesome to look at and to use. You are wrong.

Try again. Want performance = Want noises?

Fly Eyes. Make those drab function pieces match the form of the car better.

Jalopnik. The good news is the trend is nearing its end.

You should work as a caddie, so you could learn that they don’t tee anything up.

This is horrible take. This stadium is new by venue standards. Pro teams have always been an operating loss venture, until the recent TV contract explosion. A team was a dick measuring stick, a sandbox, and an investment long-term for its owner. Teams sold the grift to the first city that it needed to turn a profit to…

It is gonna be wild in 20 years when there are 3 empty stadiums in Glendale, and only 2 professional sports teams in the state.