The Art of the Deely

There’s a server underground where stories of bad tipping celebrities are exchanged. For real.

SIX WHOLE DOLLARS FOR BUTTER LETTUCE?!????

No lie, that sounds like Donald Trump tweeting from Deeley’s account.

“Oh you want *me* to pick up your toys? Got it! I just put them away in the garbage is all.”

Because a lot of dudes literally don’t see or understand the full scope of the work as a result of socialization. Women see the unequal distribution of household labor because they’re the ones doing the work. It’s like how white people don’t see white privilege because they’re the ones with the privilege. People of…

How Not to Add an Additional “Child” to Mother After You Become a Mother By Requiring Your Husband to Act Like a Grown-Ass Man

Rumer is very annoying but she can sing alright. If it wasn’t her insistence to achieve her parents’ level of fame despite her not having the charisma and skill set for it, she’d be another “meh” in the celeb pool.

...at home, in a jar.

I don’t know how to feel about this. I’m Hispanic. And I’ve an adopted daughter who’s blonde haired and blue eyed. She has my last name. Is she Hispanic? I kind of feel like Paris says she’s Black because that’s who her family is. Then I remember that scene from the Jerk. When Steve Martin said he was ‘born a poor…

I can’t believe you didn’t just say ‘more Colin Hanks less Chet Haze’ or whatever his alt name is.

If you’re a Conservative woman you are not allowed to have your own thoughts and autonomy over your body. What she said should have been ok for them. She might as well have said “I personally wouldn’t have an abortion but that is supposed to be MY choice, not the government’s. It should be my call.” Yet they still…

Sadly they are not. They’re piling on. Conservative women hate women too.

Obligatory gif for every Tammi story

Yup. Let this be a learning lesson to fellow conservative women. Ms Lahren did everything right to be a cool girl, she was one of the ‘good ones.’ She stepped out of a line and all her bros went, “I don’t know her.”

Wait wait what is halfway decent about Drake? “Hotline Bling” is the most obnoxious slut-shaming song of recent memory. He is almost the literal personification of the “But I’m a nice guy” that is so creepy and entitled.

that’s one corny pun you popped on us

i’m always amaized yet never surprised when he does shit like this.

I’d take it a step further - it’s quite fair to wonder how the Kardashians would have turned out if their father had lived a decade longer than he did.

Dude. You just heard a woman talk about how she was mentally preparing herself to be raped by three men. And that she was focusing on how her sister would heal after finding her dead body and this is what you come out of it with? The fuck is wrong with you? Have like, a semblance of empathy. Ever.