The statement + the cute squeaky voice + the slight bedhead = I’m dying in the best way possible.

“Donald Trump makes Mexicans not important to people who are in Arkansas who like Mexicans, like me and my grandma and all my family,” Toby Smith, age 7, told Cotton to loud cheers from the packed auditorium. “And he’s deleting all the parks and PBS kids just to make a wall. He shouldn’t do that. He shouldn’t.”

The New Yorker this week has a great look at former Academy voters who were ousted due to lack of involvement in the industry, and the supposed ageism behind it. One of the quotes is (I’m paraphrasing) “if there isn’t a role for a Chinaman, there isn’t a role for a Chinaman,” I shit you not

I believe the word you need here for your disgusting mating tarp is ‘funket.’

Do you ever feel... Like a plastic house... Falling off a stage

#showerthought: Was a white house falling off a stage an extra level of commentary?

Bill Maher has been a garbage person for two decades.

How many times can I watch that house falling off the stage in a row before I pull my life back together?

Do you think she and Milo are out drowning their sorrows in a bottle of Fireball somewhere tonight?

Goodnight and thank you, Kellyanne
You’ve completed your task
What more could we ask of you now?
Please sign the book on your way out the door
That will be all
If we need you, we’ll call
But I don’t think that’s likely somehow

Katy Perry detail

Trump is a Great Communicator! The Greatest Communicator! Better than Reagan! Reagan...so low energy. Really. What has he done lately, anyway? Nothing. Sad.

Kellyanne, I’m not saying you should be worried about losing your job soon... but you should be submitting all your receipts for reimbursement and scrutinizing your pay statements - once Cheetolini has fired you, you will not be getting a dime from that crook. I know you don’t like dealing with reality but your…

“Buy Ivanka’s stuuuuuuuuuuff”

“...I’m trying to focus on other pieces of my portfolio...” is the new “...taking some time off to spend with my family...”.

i dont even understand what urban contemporary means beyond ‘black pop’

This. I’m sure it’s been covered here but Beyonce winning for “Urban Contemporary” is pretty silly. The visual album was shot almost entirely in rural landscapes in the South. There isn’t much literal urban-ness here so we can only assume they awarded it to the more figurative definition of urban: Black. Like how a PC…

Your gossip is welcome here.

I live in generally the same area as the show participants and as a woman of color having moved from the Northeast I can say that the weaves/wigs/hair care options down here are pretty good. So why are the weave units so questionable on this show? It makes me wanna...

I feel like this is a unused promotion photo for “Get Out”