Yes, but they were in AMERICA. In America, we clamp down on your hand like a vice, stare directly into your eyes as a display of dominance and shake until a little bit of poop falls out.

She read them to filth.

It’s partially performative fear. They feel like their racism isn’t so bad if they can claim it’s all because they’re terrified.

lol. Someone must have changed the channel to USA, because I just watched a Burn Notice.

Following trump with the half indian/half jamaican daughter of immigrants would be so fucking amazing!

She’s my senator and I’d like to see her run for President in four or eight years. Whip smart, rational and practical, compassionate- I truly believe she could peel off five percent of the Trump vote while unifying both moderate and liberal Democrats.

Harris’ jovial nature and easy laugh can lull you into a sense of relaxation, but that might be your last mistake. Harris is a beast, and she’s relentless at pursuing what she knows to be right.

Well, the replies to this are certainly going to be salty, but I say . . .

I thought La La Land was fine. Not Oscar winner material though. If it wins - in any category - and Hidden Figures doesn’t, I will be holding that grudge just like I still hold Cate Blanchett getting screwed out of her Oscar for Elizabeth. Gwyneth Paltrow was fine, but Cate Blanchett was fantastic.

This is one of Ariana’s comedy sketches, no?

When I was 7 years old I wrote something kind of shitty in a note and got caught, the first thing my parents said was ‘NEVER put shit like that in writing’.

Because shes a pretty white woman. She must be a victim!

Well, I mean...my pregnancy was unwanted, and that baby is now a disaffected teen who does indeed shop at Hot Topic. But other than that, this godawful personal reflection of a white single dude’s sexual failings was a waste of my fucking time. Which, funnily enough, is exactly what I’d imagine sex with him is like.

Wow.

I don’t get why people want to cut her slack. She’s totally evil too, and complicit in this shitstorm.

We’re gonna send that nuke to Taaaaaajiiikastaaaaaaaaaan!!!

But Jean Ralphio had brown friends. I would take Jean Ralphio over what we have.

Basically, a Jean-Ralphio who is in charged of our nuclear codes.

Every word of that article is straight up amazing. Donald Trump is trapped in a Being There remake of his own making.