A cold shudder just went down Mike Spence’s spine. “Dammit, how do we get an ultrasound in there first before those tramps take their whore pills??”

I think it’s what happens when you like bareback but oppose abortion.

Just when I think America is at an all time low, I read this shit. I’m sorry training animals to have sex with you is a thing? A common thing? Who are these people and why? Just why?

Agreed.

If I were Nate Parker the last person on this entire planet of Earth that I would want defending me is Mel fucking Gibson. Jesus, why don’t we get Bill Cosby to chime in to defend him?

I’m actually convinced that Tiffy Trump and Cat Marnell are the same person.

I just feel actively bad all the time

I don’t know about Elle Woods - she actually reminds me of someone else.

Omg your mom needs to start a youtube channel just for that alone. You have no idea, those haul videos are stupidly popular. And her excitement sounds so pure, she could be a star!

Kind of like a TJ-Max but cheaper and usually dirtier. At least the ones in my area are pretty shady.

I feel your wife’s pain. My mother loves to give me jewelry and purses that she thinks are amazing finds from second hand shops and flea markets.

Issac Yankem, DDS for Surgeon General?

Good thing we didn’t elect the candidate who engages in “pay-for-play”.

“These two members of the Trump Administration were hit with the Stone Cold Stunner” will be a Jeopardy question in twenty years.

All sex scenes in my movies are precisely choreographed

White people busting out King like they aren’t the reason we needed him the first place. And like they aren’t the reason he’s dead. Fuck them.

5 Girls gifs that sum up national Right-to-Work laws.

These people would call MLK a terrorist if he was alive today. But he’s been dead for 50 years and all they know about him is the “I have a dream” speech, which they believe is fundamentally equivalent to their declarations that they don’t see color. So he’s not only “safe,” invoking him reinforces their racism while…

One of my friends put me in the Pantsuit Nation FB group. The day after the election, I left it.