Once I really pissed off this Québécois. We were in Japan at a share house and he was going around asking people if they had ever had “real maple syrup” and giving them tastes of stuff from Quebec. He asked me, and I replied “yeah! Like from Maine!” because I grew up in New England and that is where we get the good…

45 minutes in to the episode I still was thinking that they couldn’t pull it off. And yet they did.

Straight up, I was born with crossed eyes, had surgery at age 4 on both, and when I still looked like the photo on top (one wonky eye), I had the surgery re-done on that eye at age 5.

And the blown out eye. That’s creepy, too.

The blown out eye isn’t creepy. The entire “posting an ex on the internet” is creepy as heck.

Not mad, dying laughing here. I was so going to write DUDE, NO after the Hulk Hogan trial but was pleasantly surprised.

Filed to: Films I have no intention of ever seeing

Bill Hader will play Ken. Thank you.

Are we in the part of the cycle where think pieces are being written about how lame people are for being invested in a well-acted and well-written piece of entertainment, even though it’s not nearly as intellectual as the masses might think it is?

Pish pish. It’s exactly as deep as a mainstream commercial show can get away with. There’s a reason profound French arthouse films get $300 in box office receipts. HBO can’t just stream a Baudrillard lecture, even if they slather it in tits and blood.

time for this perennial fave

Great, another entry in the White Ethnic Miserablist Canon that I can happily avoid. I hope Moonlight wins every goddamn thing.

This tape would be so much better.

“Don’t you realize the whole country’s laughing at you right now?”

Watching the second amendment crowd tie themselves into knots to explain why he was wrong to do it would have been fun, too. I have no doubt whatsoever they’d manage it— these are the people who insist that if the drunken people in a dark, crowded space had MORE guns, logic dictates that no one would have died.…

This isn’t only Fox News. Being obnoxious and rude and pushy seems to be the “go to” default for broadcast “news” in lieu of actual investigative reporting in which people do the hard and often tedious work of actually investigating, uncovering, and revealing the truth about substantive issues.

Oh my god, if this dude would have pulled out a gun and told Watters to get off of his property, that would have been the best thing I’ve ever seen. There’s at least a 48% chance that Watters would’ve pissed himself.

Given that Fox is a big supporter of the 2nd amendment, it would behoove them to think twice about harassing folks at home.

Ha! Or maybe:

why are the white women who “don’t see color” always looking like they fell asleep in a tanning bed tho