Example: our president elect Trump.

Maybe if she’d spent more time on the company and less promoting herself. You know, like a real boss would.

Those bangs...

Should have changed the name to Nasty Woman and rode that wave into solvency.

My coworker’s daughter is out protesting in Seattle. The girl voted for Stein. She should be home hanging her head in shame.

Great. Thanks for all the millennial enthusiasm after the buzzer. I’ll think about how great these protests were after Roe v. Wade is overturned and I lose the right to healthcare with my pre-existing condition.

The best thing you can do right now is pipe the fuck down and not make this about you.

This isn’t about you right now.

Good. Because after working in the mines all day the last thing I want to do is climb to the top bunk.

We live in such a PC culture now.

Just so you all know, when we get to the forced labor camps, I call top bunk.

I teach middle school. One of my students, who is gay, absolutely melted down today. We were there to help him out, but: still.

Jesus Christ. What have we done?

One of my friends, who likes to talk like she’s socialist or progressive, said today that it’s nbd Trump won. That she always knew it would happen. Because we didn’t get behind Bernie. *deep breath* How do people not understand that if they wanted to support Bernie they should have done what he told them to do and…

I’m excited to see how her “Stop Bullying” campaign will shake out after Donald bullies other countries to the point where they finally break and bitch slap his ass.

I’ve got a better one: pray. I pray that Trump’s heart will suddenly explode from all of that greasy fast food, and that Pence will have a previously unknown but benevolent alter personality spring forward and take over his body. Then a wave of fear of God’s holy retribution will spread in the senate and house and…

Is there an app or an add on that will block pictures of him and his family? Like what some people do with the kardashians?

I appreciate the attempt at context, but these presidents were around pre-nuclear weapons and pre-global warming. The worst case scenario is just so much worse now.

It depends what you mean by “America”. Americans with life threatening conditions who lose their insurance may very well NOT survive this. Americans who have their status in this country challenged may very well NOT thrive. American kids who get shot as a result of a “stop and frisk” gone wrong will NOT grow.

I’m not hoping for ‘survival’. I’ve seen dogs get run over by cars who ‘survive’.  

James Buchanan? Whose Presidency preceeded the Civil War?