Drake is John Legend? I don’t get your Chrissy Teigen comment.
“Jane was living on a farm in very rural Appalachia”
OMGGG NEVER LEAD SOMEONE TO YOUR HOUSE JFC
did you guys know halloween is now like, a whole week long? different towns do their trick or treating on different, non halloween, nights? kids get to go trick or treating multiple times!! isn’t that nuts? i asked someone on my facebook about this and she was like “well if they all did it on halloween kids wouldn’t…
Thanks for picking my story!
Yaaaaay! This is my favorite thing Jezebel does all year. In case anyone else is like me and can’t get enough of these stories, I posted these links before, and am reposting for posterity:
Ah man I cant believe I missed the window to submit. Honestly I look forward to this every year. Might as well write mine here in case anyone wants additional reading.
It made my day that my submission got picked! I both thank and resent my friend for sharing her terrifying story with me.
“We didn’t have an armoire.”
Remember kids: If someone offers you free drugs say yes because drugs are expensive.
That newspaper article is kinda weird itself. The guys asked for “forgiveness for all of us” right before getting the injection. And people outside waiting for him to die chanted “Trick or Treat!” and sprinkled candy on people who were out there opposed to the death penalty.
Oh I love this one! Who wants to share their exctasy with a bunch of kids?! It is so laughable.
Oh man that reminds me of a story my dad always used to keep me and my sister from wandering around in the woods behind our farm at night. (As if we would?? We were not adventurous kids…)
This is some major Gift of Fear shit and it made every hair I have stand up. You are so, so, so lucky you got out of there alive.
Honestly, I believe that his phone number may still be in my phone under the “blocked contact list,” and I still have a screenshot of the Uber map saved. It’s been a few years now, and I’m still too afraid to reopen this can of worms.
I run often, on trails when I can, especially during our deep South summers, where any shade is a blessing. I usually run with our two huskies, who look like wolves and who I consider to be a pretty damn good deterrent to anyone who might bother me when we’re out.
Creepy poem I only learned about when I watched "Identity."
I have been waiting for this opportunity since I missed the boat LAST Halloween!
I was 13 years old babysitting for a 10 month old baby. I put him to bed no problem and go back into the living room to watch TV. It's maybe 7 pm, parents due back at 11. I'm pretty paranoid about sleeping babies so I go back every maybe 20-30 minutes to make sure the kid is still breathing. At around 9 I check on…