This deserves more stars

Taylor: Hey Karlie! My publicists finally decided to do something about my little “over exposure” issue so I can’t hang out right now. Can you pick some flowers for yourself, put them in a vase and post a pic of them next to your laptop’s screensaver so everyone will know I still have friends? Thx! XOXO 😘

Also the whites of his eyes are NEVER clear. They’re always slightly bloodshot and glassy. Like has no one on his team heard of Visine or Alcon’s Naphcon A eye drops??

Maybe she was confusing it with Mountain Dew?

There’s a really good episode of HBO’s Vice (S4:E7) that has a segment titled Cuba Libre. Cuban locals have been pirating TV, Film and Music for the past several years, by stealing WiFi from the tourist hotels and downloading popular songs, shows and films and the redistributing them through the community. Basically…

Snatched

One Hundred Million Stars

And Troy (shudders)

OMG... I hope that person was really, really drunk. And while this whole cake was ridiculous - the candles, the acorns, the pumpkin seeds - I still don’t understand adding cocoa & vanilla to the STORE BOUGHT icing. Just get chocolate icing SANDRA!

Oh look, Sandra Lee has emerged from her semi-homemade hellscape of kwanza cakes, baked potato ice cream, and Bloody Marys garnished with foot long slim jims. (-_-)

quadruple starred

You’re both wrong, S’MORES poptarts are the greatest poptarts of all time!

Genius! Never even thought of that.

Ahh the good ole’ corrupted file! That was my go to.

PREACH

Also she say Taylor helped with the lyrics of famous but interestingly I don’t see Nils Sjoberg credited as a writer on the track...

Pretending not to get racist jokes is my favorite past time. Watching the asshole uncomfortably squirm under the microscope of their bigotry makes me feel warm and tingly inside.

PREACH!!

Not a Kardashian stan, but Kim did release a statement, and also posted a *gasp* picture on instagram that wasn’t a selfie, in support of Black Lives Matter. And before anyone tears her down and says she’s jumping on the bandwagon, her husband and son are black. https://www.kimkardashianwest.com/behind-the-sce…

Oh please! So what? She touched a piece of pasta with her hand didn’t like how it felt in her palm and decided to never eat it?