Hold on, dumbass. You equate the word “thug” as a stand in for the n-word, so you get butthurt that these people are called thugs. But...none of these guys look black to me. They look like thugs. Go back to your safe space. I’m sure this paragraph was a trigger for you, and for that, I apologize.

Scrolled through all the comments to find someone with a link to where I can buy this, but to no avail. I need it in my life. Someone help

I come to deadspin for shits and giggles. You should too. Don’t take the internet so serious

Yeah! You tell em!

This is the most honest thing I have ever read on a Gawker site.

Amen. Hyundai and Kia are the Wal-Mart of cars: Not that horrible, but cheaply made knockoffs made to look like something else at a distance and marketed towards poor people that can't afford the real thing

Or you can adopt whatever the fuck animal you want, because all animals that don’t get adopted will eventually be euthanized. So let’s get off our high horse*


*that I am sure you adopted when it was an adult from a shelter that was going to turn it into glue later that day if nobody took him

Get off Jalopnik until you go watch some Mighty Car Mods on YouTube.

What is this? Someone must tell me.