For fucks sake, don’t want an abortion..........don’t get one!

DO 👏🏾 NOT 👏🏾 FEEL 👏🏾 SORRY 👏🏾 FOR 👏🏾 HER!!!

Also, Trump is a lunatic WITH ACCESS TO MORE THAN 7,100 NUCLEAR WARHEADS, 1,400 OF WHICH ARE ACTIVELY DEPLOYED AND AVAILABLE TO BE LAUNCHED.

wtf is a dress shop? when in the fuck did i happen upon 1917?

Your logic has no place here.

Why would all of the celebrities coming to DC purchase their dresses in the city? I mean, most of them probably live in places like NYC and LA; wouldn’t they purchase their dresses in their hometowns, and then bring them to DC? Some many questions....

I’ve never felt helpless like this before. Only thing that came close was when I was 18 and walked outside to find my car was broken into and my stereo stolen. But that lasted for about two hours until I was over it and moved on.

He looks like a turtle, but he behaves like a snake. He demanded Obama’s cabinet completed ethics review and financial disclosure before their hearings, and is now trying to help Trump administration to ram them through the process. Hypocrite.

These fucks don’t even try and hide their giant ‘fuck you’ appointments anymore. This is becoming a shiny new dictatorship right before our eyes.

Blue Ivy: The Great Unifier

Her entire life has just been a megasized version of what pretty much every other woman in the workforce has to go through. You have to perform four times as well to get 1/4 of the credit as your male peers.

I think a lot about Hillary these days and wonder how she’s doing. It must be hard for her to witness this.

Every time I see a “What Hillary should do” piece, a voice in my heads pipes up with “Hillary is free now” in Dobby’s voice. Seriously. Hillary is free now, and she ain’t coming back to be your mayor.

Thing is, she has gone away. Gracefully. These are other people injecting her into something she hasn’t any desire to be a part of. So maybe direct your ire elsewhere?

This is like when President Snow invited all of the kids to his palace for “their” protection.

Look familiar?

Photo of the Kremlin’s invitation to American diplomats:

Well thank GOD we are allowed to picnic!

I’m genuinely curious about why square dancing was singled out to be in column B, while generic dancing is allowed on column A. I mean, wouldn’t swing dancing or whatever the hell they did on those days be more concerning for them?