Sarcastic answer: That's called an appointment for Google calendar.

I was in LV for vacation once, got a deep tissue massage at Caesars Palace. They asked, would you like a male of female employee? I said, "It's deep tissue, bring me whichever one has the largest most muscular forearms!" They accommodated me accordingly and I was met with a large Swedish looking woman who had arms…

Good. I've been drinking whole milk my entire life (it's even in the cereal I'm eating right now) and I can't do skim. 2% is acceptable if there's literally no other choice, but I'd really prefer not to.

I'm in a hotel now. Thanks for the tip!

This is pretty much my iDevice wallpaper. Call me dull but my home/lock screens have enough information vying for attention.

Impressive, if you really need all those clothes.