I wonder if I can get it to start playing this.

For almost a decade, ominous rumors have been privately circulating among high level western leaders, that Norway had been at work on what was darkly hinted to be the ultimate weapon, a doomsday device. Intelligence sources traced the site of the top secret Norwegian project to the perpetually fog shrouded wasteland…

Reminds me of ENTER THE VOID:

Impressive, if you really need all those clothes.

So basically it is an amped up version of Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, only without Steve Martin.