"-900"? It only just got off the ground for the first time?

Pure marketing BS to make it seem more advanced and keep up with the latest Boeing model numbers.

"Ummm... Jerry? Did you remember to put the stuff in there?"

"Umm... Jerry? Did you remember to put the stuff in the capsule?"

Your links to WiFinder are reversed.

I would have the power supply in the front pocket of my pants. Whenever she wants to see the pretty lights, she has to put her hand in my lap...

Such a cogent response.

Lighten up, Francis.

"Worst nightmare"? I don't think so.

A strange game. It would seem the only winning move is not to wear a suit.

Nothing but the rain, Admiral.

Never trust a One. They are the most conniving and manipulating of all the Toasters.

In my experience, having a Russian befriend you or decide that they are going to help you is one of the best things that can happen to you. Once they decide that you are their responsibility, no force on Earth is going to stop them from accomplishing their mission.

It's called a zero-altitude hover.

Not sure what a "Statofortress" is, but a "Stratofortress" is a B-52.

Not that the United States will do anything about it.

Better let Zed know.

Now, understand, Commander. You read this comment and laughed in an appreciative manner. And *I* was never here.

Or, you know, you could just add a cup of chlorine bleach to a load every couple of weeks.