Translation: “I’m a sewer rat that learned how to type and I want everyone to know it!”

I didn’t realize this would be that big.... But it’s really the response I want to give to all these fuckwits.

Excuse me, Republicans. You are wrong and:

Meh... it’s not like I haven’t thought this through, but I’m just not that ambitious. I’ll settle for the insurance that story and a far-off look in my eye would give me as I am thrust back into dating.

One thing I have noticed, from dealing with creepy dudes in real life, or just viewing them from a far , be it Hollywood stars or even former Presidents of the US ( and possible First Gentleman), is that many serial womanizers, self-described playboys, players, cocksmen, et al, have an extremely warped sense of…

Because minions are anthropomorphized Twinkies, which kill children much more slowly, in order to extract maximum consumer value.

How do we know the Minion wasn’t the one to push her out in the first place? WAKE UP AMERICA!!!