FUUUUCK UBI! But...uh, I'll take a free game if you got it and a job on your dev team if you're offering....you bridge trolls!

Really? See I don't know the facts, but these are both terrible examples of that kind of phenomena (is that the right word?) Recognizing a pretty face in a mugshot is recognizing a pretty face in a mugshot. Being extra gushy specifically because they're convicts is a whole 'nother thing.

hahaha, I basically was too scared to actually read the article. I just let my eyes pass over it, but I saw the word "rosebudding". I think I get it.

I don't know if he's my favorite, but I appreciate how he lets the story speak for itself. Trolls gonna troll, but keeping it to the point doesn't spoon feed it to them.

Ugh, I know why this anecdote bothers me, but I don't know why I care. I believe your narrative, but I feel like this correlation is dumb. "never had to try to be nice". If a good looking person has decent parents and decent friends, then they try to be nice. Good lookingness (lol I shoulda just said handsomeness) …

I forget what point you were making, but I think he is hotter than she is hot. Like she's pretty, attractive sure, but you're not wondering why she isn't modelling.

I threw up in my mouth

I don't love Bill Simmons, but isn't this kind of *his* thing? I remember reading about him kind of getting to choose who was on with him and this panel. I also feel like I remember him saying covering the playoffs/finals is the reason he's on ESPN. I guess I'd need more context to know how in a panel of three people…

there are better, much better pictures of her out there, but still...I mean this is crazy to me that a RJJ feels compelled to send nude pics. I have this idea in my head that rich athletes can get what they want consensually without the sending of nude pics...especially a grown man. RJJ is a grown man, no? I also…

I enjoyed this article. I've been on a TLDR kick, but this one just kept me hooked. I had to leave to play a soccer game in the middle of it, and actually came back and finished it. Good work, Greg.

I agree. Idk why ppl decide to turn the corner to asshole when it's clear to anybody with half a fucking brain that this shit is lighthearted banter goddamnit!

Jeez that's a lot of Heroin! Is that a lot of Heroin? It sounds like a lot of Heroin...

Man...that almost makes me want to read Greg's story. Nothing against Greg's Story, but for me, it's headline —> tldr —> comments section —-> sbnation

I wonder what the odds are on Deadspin getting a PTI mention. I hope they're good.

I could be wrong about him doing it first. And for the record he never claimed to be the originator.

my comments disappeared ;( sad friday

Nooooo do not steal credit from Ethan Sherwood Strauss on True Hoop. He made the joke this afternoon on Truehoop Live, and Tom Haberstroh from Miami had never heard it before then. Strauss did this as his radio hot take character.

ooh lol I like that anti-heat heat at the end. I wouldn't say I love him, but I enjoy him in general. Anyways, he said, "C'mon bruh...Drink a gatorade and get out there." It might be a bit of a rorshach test. Different people seeing different things, you thinking he went too far considering his past and me thinking it…

Wilbon annoys me often, but I just found this type of cantankerousness funny.

Is this Regressing? or Lebroning? Deadspin, just admit that you hate Big Business and love spoiled athletes. And stop throwing all this wishy-washy science in my face, "Derrrr, we aren't sure, but here's a pretty good theory." I've got a pretty good theory: Lebron James is as soft as your "science" is. Start writing…