God forgive me for saying this, but I'm looking forward to hearing what Frank Isola has to say about this after so completely doubting Shabazz Napier's account of things.

Donde es el/la retrebucion? You know I don't speak spanish, but I hate when people are just like *shrug* we handled that poorly, we admit it, and blah blah blah, repercussions please

lol "I don't want to do the math" neither you nor our failing public schools, sir.

baby ;) I don't give a shit if you or anyone questions my sexuality. My only intent was to say that his beefcakery was so staggering that as a straight man I still felt compelled to comment on it. If that makes you question my sexuality *shrug*, enjoy yourself mysterious stranger

My first thought, and I'm straight, was, "Who's that blurry beef cake in the front?" He kind of looks like Alistair Overeem (i don't care if i spelt that wrong).

I don't get why they're bent over. I mean, sure, do a cheerleader thing, but it's strange that they're bent over and he's just standing there covering his penis.

lol come on, guys. You can't take a guy on a deadspin comment board seriously when he throws out "sheeple" (plural cuz there is no singular for sheeple) as an insult. That is one of the most patty-cake with the mittens on faux-conservative insult that someone could lob in a comment section. BUT, in case spinit (ha…

I look forward to the a better transcript because if I watch that video I will become a worse human being.

I look forward to the a better transcript because if I watch that video I will become a worse human being.

I look forward to the a better transcript because if I watch that video I will become a worse human being.

I look forward to the a better transcript because if I watch that video I will become a worse human being.