What lie? Nobody (besides Mattis who did make a small error) said they’d move the carrier group there immediately. Nobody at all in the chain of command thought the North Korea situation was an absolute emergency that could go off at any minute... They announced the move of a carrier group to a region. These things…

I don’t understand why the Media is blowing this so out of proportion. It’s like they’re the ones beating the drums to war while what they were actually doing is playing a longer term game and were referring to moving the carrier group there as part of their military posture to affect the ongoing discussions, not as…

The man’s always one step ahead of you.

All life tends to follow the path of least resistance, and humans must look like tender, pink, delicious (we taste like pork, I am told) defenseless walking cheese burritos to Lions. We can’t even run very fast.

Yeah, I believe they have have finally broken their Alonso.

“Do whatever you want, man” is an incredible response.

Yup. It’s beyond embarrassing! What a gong show. I think their first year engine was a lot better, it was slow but at least it completed races! They tried to copy Mercedes design without much thought to overheating situations and now paying for it. I feel so bad (or mad) for Alonso, he’s literally driving a GP3 car in…

to be fair, that is the best looking Veyron I have ever seen.

What the fuck... I mean, that’s really well done. Even with my brain KNOWING it’s not a real Bugatti, it still took me a moment to put together what I was really looking at. I dig it- just wouldn’t drive it around Dubai in case the real deal wanted a drag race.

Needs a Big Block 454, both for the Blazer the Chiron wannabee

That’s actually quite awesome looking—aside from the odd sock wheels I mean. I’d rock that all week and twice on Sunday.

I’m sorry but Hatchgatti is amazing.

Clearly we should have written another strongly worded letter. Won’t somebody think of the terrorists!

This is how I am going to picture all the Jalop staff from now on. Those aren’t your cars, those are you guys.

Andretti is running Alonso, Rossi, and Sato. Might as well rename it Team Ex-F1.

+1 Monaco GP:

+1 tire left at the back of Red Bull’s pit box

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Aroused. Definatetly aroused.

That tailgate is rad as hell.