I would love to try out for this but I haven’t even found a way out the Jalopnik greys yet. I suck.

Clearly Mr DiMarco has not read any of Mr DeMuro’s writing on valet parking.

lol!

Fuck that guy.

I wouldn’t either, I’m looking for one right now. By the way, I like Tavarish better when he’s not trying to be funny. We have Doug DeMuro for that. Oh.... right....

Cool! I’ll check it out. Maybe I’ll be able to comment there without being stuck in eternal grey space like here! Best of luck Doug.

Didn’t you crash one of the test cars? think They’ll let you try again sometime? Or do I have the wrong Jalopnik writer?

This times a freaking thousand!

I too daily drive an S500 (Sunday drive? I only use it on weekends since I work in the city and can’t really drive to work). Mine is a 2000 model year and I bought it from a friend of the family for $2,500 two years ago. I love everything about it, although, I have the same rust spots as yours. When I bought it, the…

funniest add I’ve ever read. lol. NP.

Not to worry, not only will they return her safe and sound, but he will somehow get the kidnappers to pay for the hosting fees of the Brazilian GP until 2025, including circuit paddock upgrades. He’s that good (which is bad for F1).

I learned to drive in one of these. It belonged to my uncle and he would let me borrow it to go to the movies with my friends. I loved that thing!

Knowing Bernie, he will probably get her back with an apology and somehow hace the kidnapers pay for her transportation fees and an annual payment of $100,000 for the next 5 years lol

I hope she comes out of this Ok but while they’re at it, they should increase the ramson to $36.5 million plus Bernie’s immediate retirement and the reinstatement of all classic F1 circuits to the calendar. Just saying...

I miss the station wagons :(

“I swear, it’s chill.”

I kinda like it. It’s like a sexier version of the original jeep, if one can actually call those sexy. Kinda like the Ronda Rousy of military jeeps. She ain’t pretty, but she sure is sexy.

That last video broke my heart. I love the F1 but my all time favorite is the F40 and seeing it get passed that easily hurt a little

That is simply amazing!! WOW.

Looks pretty cool to me. I recently returned from a vacation in the Dominican Republic (my home country) and found out that my Dad has stowed away his very first car which was given to him by his stepdad before I was born. It’s a beetle of unknown vintage to me.