Maybe if most of you guys didn’t act like complete dicks then people would treat you more politely.

PBA’s are paid to die pretty much die trying to defend their cops. Not all cops believe this horseshit, even though they are required to pay for their delegates at the PBA. An important distinction, if that makes sense.

Isn’t people seeing the uniform before they see you THE ENTIRE POINT OF UNIFORMS. Also I’m white and I was taught by my parents (also white) from a young age not to trust cops, or direct relatives of cops. (wow now that I think about it that was the only prejudice ever drilled into me) I don’t know if that’s normal…

This is on track to be the stupidest thing I’ve seen all week, and it’s Monday. Also: For the love of God, PLEASE stop cherry picking Martin Luther King, Jr. quotes. He’s absolutely spinning in his grave.

Some of the most sickening rhetoric after police kill people of color comes from Fraternal Orders of Police/police unions, if you put it side by side with quotes from Bull Connor or George Wallace you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference. They already have damn near immunity, are they looking for sainthood after…

Woods said he had an “unexpected reaction” to prescription medication.

Fucking idiots, the wheel is obviously moving in a direction towards the left.

You gato be kitten me.

No, he ate one of them.

He chased them with queso!

Much like Chris Christie this video fails to deliver anything of value.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news...

Video proof that now Chris Christie values Nacho chili fries from Milwaukee, Wisconsin more over his constituents in New Jersey. What the fuck is the guy doing there, anyway?

Any interest in starting a crowd funding for liposuction, gastric bypass or something for the Gelatinous One?

Federica Pellegriniis trains using a new technique. She trains in a pool of carbonated bubbly water. Her coaches claim the water is naturally sparkling, but we know the truth.

“Any pizza is a personal-sized pizza if you put your mind to it.”

I made an edit to the last symptom to make it slightly more applicable:

A true six tool guy.

Or as the Wilpons call it, a Bernie Madoff bobblehead.

I think that’s actually how they make the F-350 King Ranch Edition.