I want to see if they fixed...uhhhh.....changed the dash layout.

I want wing mirrors!

One does not “throw” pillows in a Maybach. One suggests a calculated propulsion of same. The are propelled pillows. We waft....we don’t ride.

It’s a Chrysler Imperial of some 70;s vintage. I don’t think it’s gross perverse but the kid is sitting in a very odd position that I don’t think would be approved in today’s sensitive environment. Even just aesthetically, i think a more alert pose would have been better but hey, what do I know? A resounding “NOTHING”…

I get mixed up easily, but the concept is the same. I will try and retain the correction but it’s not easy for me to remember details. I plan to rewrite all history to match my memory when I’m King anyway.

I love it. Arguments about Peace Signs.

Dude...tell the WHOLE story. That ride last week where you killed one of them!!! Oh.....that you don’t want to show or talk about! Cyclists should all be forced to wear body cams!

Kind of a perverse ad but look at that interior!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j8SqUX…

Now you’re thinking! That’s actually brilliant. Drive it and write it off! The downside is....YOU are driving it which I think is unpleasant but I wouldn’t know. I guess you could hire someone.

I pick new.

I think when eBay says the item is no longer available it means the item was sold outside of eBay. I think it was a dealer so some Gold Chain open shirt dude walked in and out a valise of money on the desk. Of course, I’m needless stereotyping for effect. But still......

Forgot to add this. Lexus LS Executive Package.

I’ve read the cup holders won’t hold a Big Gulp® in place when ripping around on Mullholland. Looks tough to park too. borrow one....maybe. Own one? Never. It is a good deal as long as you swear to keep up the maintenance.

The facts are getting in the way of many good punchlines.

Intellectually I agree, subjectively, it looks wrong. I can’t quite put my finger on it. So is the dress blue or black?

I was kidding. You couldn’t possibly have thought I was serious. Scary.

Yeah, I don’t know now. I thought so too but I google imaged rainbow and I guess it could be real. That’s the world we live in now. We can’t believe our own damn eyes, or at least, not what’s put before them. Anyway, I still like rainbows. Here’s one I took out of my window last Saturday.

Don’t mind me. I always create my own little world.

I could absolutely be wrong but with my warped sense of humor, I think he was kidding. No one can really be that F’ng stupid.