Notice which car is absent. Mercedes has run similar print ads in the past sans images of the 190. They could be pretty in certain color combos. They were well built. But they were the skinny little offspring of the mighty 300.

Not too long ago, this the 190 was the least desirable used SL you could buy. That's certainly not the case any longer. Millions? Yeah...to the someone to whom millions is Starbucks money. Not me. It's cool but old and slow.

They got the idea from this...or vice versa. Lucas Film bleeding edge film editing system. I ran one for a little while. It was VERY complicated. No tapes...no film.....data on disks.....lots and lots and lots of puny disks.... It changed the way commercials and films were done though. Brilliant actually.

It hasn’t aged well.....has it?

Imagine the sky overhead filled with these.

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The artist formerly known as Prince, who is Prince again I think, went for a huge period of time eating nothing but canned cake frosting. I'm not kidding. Now, he could have been making it up but the interviewer kind of confirmed that his housekeeper and kitchen seemed to verify that claim. THAT is weird.…

Apple has a patent called “Everything ever imagined and more.” It has a good chance of being granted.

In Santa Monica CA, I went in to check out the R8 when it came out. The sales guy wanted to “qualify me” as if I was buying a house. I asked if he was kidding and of course, he wasn’t. He said these were in very short supply and you couldn’t find them anywhere. Anyway, I cooled on the idea of buying one anyway. I’m…

Like how did they patent it? Like they patented the number “11?” So now everyone else has to be either <=10 or >=12? Don’t sound legal do it?

Oh now I get it. Deadspin is a bunch of assholes trying to get people riled and go against conventional norms. Now I never have to even look at a deadspin site again. I know they don't care. Bunch of miserable social media nitwits.

I was close. It’s a car anyway.

damn...I meant ‘65 or ‘66. I’ll stop now.

Hey is that a ‘68 Grand Prix? Sorry....I just noticed.

See.....we all thought of this....but no one else posted it. I regret looking at Jalopnik today. No....I do.

is that Chris Christie on the right? I swear it looks just like him....when he was “thinner.”

That is totally F’ng disgusting. Now some nitwit is gonna’ try this. Truckers get fined for dumping bottles of urine in trash. I’ve seen signs at truck stops. That’s bio waste. At least you’re thinking though......keep trying! Where’s my damn pill!

Both of these cars are for sale on the web right now as one owner pampered vehicles. A few days at Earl Scheib and voilá..... Seriously though, modern cars are pretty wonderful.

Don’t be silly. These cars are Turbine driven.

Obviously doesn’t understand that a object in the mirror may about to smoke your ass in a few seconds.