Plato was racing? Jeeeezzzzh how old is he? Not THE plato right? No one should use me as a marker for a good race. I get bored quickly. The only racing I watch anymore is F1 and I record practice, qualifying, and the race, then I watch all three on in one session. Practice takes 5 minutes to watch as I FF, Qualifying…

Some of my best memories from childhood are me in the trunk trying to hear what the rest of the family was saying in the car. A pillow, a blanket, a jack and a spare. What else would you need or want?

Hey, I’m looking at those buildings behind the car. Is this that wacky Disney thing in Florida?

Yeah, those NASCAR guys don't. know how to drive, are really stupid and have no class. That's a pretty glib snobby response. You don't think NASCAR was real racing back then? Really?

What? That was an F'ng bore! Jeeeeezzzz. I've seen better racing and more contact from people merging onto the 405 at Wilshire in Santa Monica CA than this stuff.

The car’s not a disaster by any means, but naaahhh.... I like the notch back a lot more. No AC? Sorry...those days a re over for me. If I was under 20 years old, i’d bite for laughs, but I have learned everyone thinks they want to drive a race car everyday, but very very few people really do. I bet it’s a fun drive…

I knew an elevator operator named Bernie. Really I did.

I thought the little one was E.T. Maybe I’m thinking of Bambi.

Looks like she was going for a milk chocolate look. Disgusting. Politically, it’s not a crime, but it certainly is vapid and repulsive, not to mention irrelevant and stupid.

I thought 3cpo was the little one. Isn’t the tall one named Bernie or something like that. Never mind.

I guess whether this is a national crisis worthy of rioting and 2 weeks on every news outlet depends on who says the magic words. Lord help him if he’s a Republican.

Flying would have been quicker. Well...usually....

In Los Angeles, it is standard practice to abandon the car and run. If the car still moves, begin a car chase. I think it's a local ordinance but the valley and desert communities have embraced the law.

OK. If you say so chief. I thought I was thinking. My mistake. I wish I had salmon for lunch. Am I going to die from it? PS. You're a dick.

Exactly right. Those silly TV Auto Auctions have made every dickered think his '68 Electra 225 convertible is worth $50k. I've seen more '57 Chevy Bel Airs auctioned of than were ever built!

I know the world is the wY it is and there's nothing one side can do to end conflict other than surrender or lose, but man, it sure sucks up a lot of time and resources not to mention the subtle buzz of constantly saber rattling but man, When will we get tired of trying to destroy each other? Ever? Never? This is just…

Righty tighty...lefty loosey. Kids today....

I would have bid on it except I didn’t know about the auction, I don’t know who this guy is (sports deficiency personality disorder) and if I did know, I wouldn’t want it. Other than that....I would have bid on it.

Yeah, like this is the biggest waste of military resources. I'm pretty sure I see ISIS (or whatever we're calling these asshats this week) riding around in Humvees. Oh well. Rules is rules I guess.

I’ve always liked this body style. I love that Chrysler Corp starter sound too! Silly, I know. As an admitted oddball, my preference would be a 3 on the tree with slant six. If I had to pick a color it would be yellow with white vinyl top and white interior. I had a ‘67 (I think it was a ‘67) Barracuda slant six/3M…