Pets never have to fly. Ever.

He hopes, the hick.

BUT WHO ARE HAN’S REAL PARENTS?!?!

Aniston can’t catch a break, can she?

though how he knew about the shuttle launch is just one of the many sloppy writing moments from Rian.

All the planets in the galaxy and they had to choose the salty.

Dang, this war on Christmas is escalating.

He’s got plot-and-leading man armor.

So now that you’ve creamed your pants over THAT trailer, we should have a deadpool on who dies in Infinity War. Because this is THE chance for the MCU to take their universe onto the next phase AND avoid expensive actor contract renegotiations.

And blonde hair is more anonymous than a mousy brunette.

Yes.

No Austin Powers reference yet?

What a wonderful revolution; emotionally manipulate beings into fighting and dying for you!

A lot of his delivery reminded me way too much of Keanu Reeves as well, which just increased my discomfiture.

Came here for this.

Came here for this.

Gads, young Brando was dreamy, wasn’t he.