Jan, please.

Sometimes, they're one and the same, oui?

Sometimes, they're one and the same, oui?

Sometimes, they're one and the same, oui?

Sometimes, they're one and the same, oui?

Sometimes, they're one and the same, oui?

Sometimes, they're one and the same, oui?

Obviously, he'll eventually grow up to be a queen.

Obviously, he'll eventually grow up to be a queen.

Obviously, he'll eventually grow up to be a queen.

Obviously, he'll eventually grow up to be a queen.

Obviously, he'll eventually grow up to be a queen.

Obviously, he'll eventually grow up to be a queen.

What if the royal princeling did turn out to be a princess? What, then?

What if the royal princeling did turn out to be a princess? What, then?

What if the royal princeling did turn out to be a princess? What, then?

What if the royal princeling did turn out to be a princess? What, then?

For the life of me, I could never figure out the raison d'etre for that Billy Herrington figure.

Not till the third and final installment.

Lindsay Lohan is the Bermuda Triangle of valuables.