Androgyny Accepted!!!

That's all well and good for Buzz, but Barbie would never become an astronaut if she'd be forced to wear such a hideous and baggy design.

It just turned into The Chronicles of Ridic.

I too bemoan the lack of glamorous, form-fitting Barbarella-esque astro suits.

THANK you!

Wait.

Love iiiiiittttttttt!!!!

HAhahahahahaha yeah!!!

Yeahhhhhh no.

Well, that's one way to heart people.

I almost wish I'd never ursine the article.

Next up: the secret history of the U.S. Navy's Gunnery Bears.

AHA! I knew it!

Same banana.

I don't have much time. I know they're on to me and they'll be able to trace this connection eventually. I know the government was also behind the disappearance of those 100 monkeys diligently painstakingly typing away at those Underwoods. They got them just shortly before they were about to finish the one, true Great…

Gotta GATCH 'Em All!

"Sheepzesse" sounds like it has potential. I envision a flaxen-haired protagonist who's torn between a simple life of herding sheep and dreaming of lonely goatherds, or fulfilling her dark destiny of herding sheep and racially-impure goatherds into giant furnaces as Ilsse, Sheepzesse of the Esse Esse.

"Sheepzees" you mean? "Sheepzess" sounds like Gollum prepping another of his riddles.

I smell conspiracy.

Let's get unconscious, honey.