For all the sins of Joel "History's Greatest Monster" Schumacher, at least he gave Bane no speaking lines in The Movie That Does Not Exist.

You must mistake me for Batman, friend.

If both TDKR and Batman and Robin were anything to go by, all you'd have to do is be a glorified henchman to a beautiful villainess.

But he was eventually forgiven.

Rob, why don't you put your considerable toy collection to good use and do something like what Gawker did with the Children's Guide To The Elmo Scandal?

"With superfecundation, a female has a chance to combine her DNA with many partners as well. Who knows what kind of evolutionary effect that has had on animal, and perhaps human, development?"

Awwwww *sniff*

"F*ck your ham, Steve!" shall still remain my battle cry.

Never mind, dude, just pass the bong, please.

I see that even in the dystopian future, they still demonize marijuana.

You forgot MUSIC, Annalee.

If it's twins, I really hope they name them Adam and Adora.

Too bad Bea Arthur is dead.

To be fair, I don't think the New York Times is obliged to represent the whole world.

Rotten fruit is more like it.

Pics or I call shenanigans.

I imagine she probably would, but those twins just keep wanting to bust out.

Me gusta.

Cichlids are vicious.

Blah, blahblah, blah.