I never, never ever get tired of this clip.

“ALLEGEDLY fucked an ostrich...”

Now if only someone had done this to one of them (I don’t care who)

“Pitchers who can’t throw strikes. Point guards who can’t find the basket.”

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you know, morons. 

The “common clay of the new West” indeed.

Particularly if they were tasked with liberating a part of coastal Europe:

“THINK” They “have another think coming.” Look I know you’re a heavy duty weapon of war and not an English major but come on!

Let Dog ride in Tank. 

I can’t imagine a tank named the M4 Sherman speaking in a Southern accent. I’m guessing there were more than a few tankers from the South during the war that were annoyed by the name which is just fine. 

We dispute the claims of an illegal stop and investigation of Mr. Chaney that have been presented to us by the media but we will be conducting a thorough investigation of this incident.

Y’know one thing Gizmodo shares with 5 Star Porn HD? A totally borked submission form!

And this is the sort of stuff that makes me regularly give up on fitness classes. The ‘you can tackle YOUR mountain!’ ‘If you just BELIEVE you can fight through ANYTHING’ semi-motivational bullshit tied to physical fitness. Like the fortitude it takes to get through a 40 minute yoga class has anything to do with the…

The Watchmen series on hbo absolutely fucking blows the movie out of the water and it’s not even close 

Herman Cain’s Twitter account said they really liked this decision.

On the other hand, “Joe”, which has an angry but surprisingly restrained Cage. One of his best, and sounds like good prep for this role. 

This sounds like Taken but with a pig.

That’ll do, Cage.