The zoning laws in Berkeley are far older than 10-20 years, they’re closer to a hundred years old. Similarly with San Francisco, you don’t want to forget the 3rd Street Riots in SF in the 60s, where SF got a ‘redevelopment’ grant from Governor Moonbeam (another ‘liberal’) which they used to round up all the Black…

Fined Nimo.

Hi Jason! A chilean guy here! The video it’s hilarious, but I feel I should warn you the twitter account you linked is a far-right, trump-stan alike. On the future, please try to avoid giving visibility to account names with ‘patriota’ on them.

is gaetz looking more and more in the pictures like “lazytown” character robbie rotton? that hair!

And now an update in the Trump Associate It Most Sucks To Be competition Matt “Venmo” Gaetz responds forcefully to Rudy “Butt Dial” Giuliani’s power play yesterday of having his home raided by federal agents, by having an associate implicate him in statutory rape!

Though I’m not saying to just let them go with a slap on the wrist, but like a couple hundred thousand dollar fine, pay the workers who helped free the boat, buy a Maybach and be done with it.

Good for you having the guts to do this, but you might as well try to convince an Evangelical that God doesn't exist. It's based on faith, not facts.

That’s because military justice actually will throw your ass in jail for making them look bad.  Where cops get a pat on the head and a do-better talk.

Push it into the garage and restart the fire

I’ve got $5 that says it’s $68 worth of Dremel sanding and polishing bits followed by a case of SeaFoam.

“GO TO KNOTT’S BERRY FARM YOU PRUDE FUCK!”

~Mickey Mouse

If you come from a family of people who yell at each other and five minutes later are fine, it relates better. 

Because movies are escapism. John McLane couldn’t actually do all that stuff in Die Hard (not even the “realistic” first one) and Bruce Wayne couldn’t do all that stuff in the Batman movies. Seeing people conquer complex problems in a simple way is fun.

He’s just pissed because he can’t openly say that word he really wants to say.

Glued to a log and tossed into the Mississippi is exactly how my parents found me.

After seeing that carburetor bodge, I now understand. David Tracy is everyone’s Previous Owner.

And he still won’t learn his lesson. He obviously sucks at fixing cars and keeps buying shitty cars and working on shitty cars.

Guaranteed the dude had drugs on him.

They may call a friend who’s got a truck for a little pull — after all, they’re barely stuck — and when they come and don’t find the recovery hook, what do they do?