Good for you having the guts to do this, but you might as well try to convince an Evangelical that God doesn't exist. It's based on faith, not facts.

That’s because military justice actually will throw your ass in jail for making them look bad.  Where cops get a pat on the head and a do-better talk.

Push it into the garage and restart the fire

I’ve got $5 that says it’s $68 worth of Dremel sanding and polishing bits followed by a case of SeaFoam.

“GO TO KNOTT’S BERRY FARM YOU PRUDE FUCK!”

~Mickey Mouse

If you come from a family of people who yell at each other and five minutes later are fine, it relates better. 

Because movies are escapism. John McLane couldn’t actually do all that stuff in Die Hard (not even the “realistic” first one) and Bruce Wayne couldn’t do all that stuff in the Batman movies. Seeing people conquer complex problems in a simple way is fun.

He’s just pissed because he can’t openly say that word he really wants to say.

Glued to a log and tossed into the Mississippi is exactly how my parents found me.

After seeing that carburetor bodge, I now understand. David Tracy is everyone’s Previous Owner.

And he still won’t learn his lesson. He obviously sucks at fixing cars and keeps buying shitty cars and working on shitty cars.

Beat me to it. It isn’t that hard to take over a frequency.

Guaranteed the dude had drugs on him.

They may call a friend who’s got a truck for a little pull — after all, they’re barely stuck — and when they come and don’t find the recovery hook, what do they do?

no? no, really. you’ve an excuse for anything, ex-pecially your own brand of dumb.

david, i’ve read your shit...and enjoyed...for a long time.

Idk, you have the beginning and end of Ford's D3 platform in that shot (Freestyle and Explorer). Also, you have the Mystique of a Bobcat attacking a Cougar wearing Capri pants, being rescued by a Maverick Villager.

Man, it’s Friday evening, and you’re not Spanfeller, let it go.

At first I thought is was Mohammad Reza Pahlavi

“ If I have a family at some point in the future, this would be great. But I just don’t need all the space.”