Oh, good. I can go tell the girls that feminism and racial equality have won! Everyone can pack it up and go home. I'm so glad the craft brew industry has saved us all!!!

Wait, are you suggesting that the Concorde is faster than the SR-71?

It’s weird because it was a pretty big deal when the Founders racism claims came out. Especially when further info came out of the multiple racist actions the employee went through (white and black printers, N word, etc) Some stores in the area stopped carrying, some people boycotted buying, etc. It’s sad it wasn’t…

That guy was entirely too harsh on figs tbh

I bet the pilots were giddily requesting their ground speed readout from ATC, only to be one-upped by some asshole in an SR-71. 

I like how you’ve equated “being upset companies are being racist and sexist” with “being mad online”.

Wait, I thought the craft beer industry was a bastion of inclusion and feminism. Was I led astray?

...are we also standing as tall as we could with the black members of the beer community? Are we listening to their perspectives, their narratives?

I need to know what the white people think about this.

[burns $2,000 Gucci track jacket]

The first four executive chefs I worked for were huge drunks that were either divorced or heading that way. My only good exec? Happily married with two kids, worked crazy hours but still made time to coach his kids at soccer and be active with his wife.

That is not a frame - that is abstract art.  The only way that Jeep is going to Moab is if you sandblast off everything that isn’t rust and carry what remains in a bucket.

Nothing a bit of JB Weld and Bondo can’t fix!

Nah, that looks fine.

Zzzzzzzz

Honestly just any bacon. I actually really like it the middle-of-the-road Italian American way. Stuff it with deli meats - still good.

[Tastes gravy]

Oof. You know it’s bad when Hootie and the Blowfish is your heartbreak outlet.

ProTIP: RUN!!!

You are an ass.