Hey Nate Silver, can a girl get a graphic representation of beer-industry asshole content plotted over time? Many thanks!

(Note the scare-quotes because these terms exclude trans and non-binary people.) 

Every time I encounter a strange take on this blog, I have to remind myself that the people who run it are based in the midwest, cradle of big box stores and chain restaurants. I can’t remember the last time I bought candy that wasn’t handmade from a mom and pop store. I've never even seen a Costco. Pizza is meant to…

Shit. I forgot about the earring. 

lol

Gosh, we were all wringing our hands about an hour ago about Amy Klobuchar maybe being an unpleasant person to work with/for.  John Block clearly is well beyond her level..... of shitiness. Will he be on the front page tomorrow or will it be more about Amy?

This may sound odd, but I’m okay with this. If he spends his time holed up in a room playing a golf sim, he’s not out burning down the world or wasting a shit ton of money traveling to and from his resorts.

Yeah, but that earring phase has to be a DQ

100% Guarantee you this guy is worried about the world becoming “too PC.” 

If he loses his job here Block doesn’t need to worry about having to leave Pittsburgh to find work. He’s a shoo in for a front office position with the Steelers.

Honestly, you know, whatever it takes to keep him distracted. Hire someone full time to jangle keys in front of his face, I don’t care.

I’m assuming the simulator keeps score automatically, so how does he get to cheat? It’s not going to feel like real golf to him if the score is real. Although for $50K there was probably a mod for that.

Haha, remember when the right wingers dissed Obama for playing too much golf?  Yeah, I guess playing golf is ok now, huh?

Given that we have precious few examples of tRump interacting with a computer, much less using one, I’d say the real reason he reportedly hasn’t used the golf simulator yet is that he doesn’t know how, and refuses to read the instructions or ask someone for help.

A Potsie Weber for a modern age.

Now that actual, slavering sociopaths are in charge, TomatoFace’s attempts at trolling are a quaint throwback to a simpler, gentler time, like the “MeTV” of internet debate.

I totally don’t believe he hasn’t used it, but if he hasn’t, the fact that he sits around on the toilet for hours shitposting on twitter instead of playing his $50,000 video game brings me the tiniest sliver of joy. 

“Trump’s system cost about $50,000, and was put in during the last few weeks in a room in his personal quarters, a White House official said.”

A White House official told the Post Trump...hasn’t used it during his many “executive” hours.

Give me a heads up next time, Kevin. My husband and I would have come over and he would have happily cooked everything. We would even stop by Binny’s on the way.