That guy is full of shit unless that elk was already dead and laying in the road. In that case, it’s possible, but I have a feeling it would give one hell of a kick and send you into an endo. Even on a dirtbike with 12" of suspension designed for hitting stuff at speed, a 2' diameter down tree hit wrong at 20-30MPH…

I work in a warehouse as a forklift driver. All our racks are built that way, and they can hold ridiculous amounts of weight. Most of our racking is seven levels high (six overhead and one on floor) and each slot can hold at least 3,000 lbs. It might even be more, but that’s about as heavy as our product ever ends up…

Engine failure usually isn’t a safety issue, but yes, if slightly delayed maintenance caused engine seizure, that would be recalled.

Two things to keep in mind:

I was eating!!!

I can’t believe you and I were the only ones to notice that’s Russell Wilson.

Does a trapdoor spider live in there?

From if he said Ferrari 250 GTO, instead of Yugo, the joke wouldn’t be funny.

Okay, you have to be playing this straight now. Well done. Hat tip gif goes here.

I had the pleasure of meeting Mr. Meguiar in about 2008 or 2009 at their shop in Santa Ana. Back when I owned a Matrix (XR, 2004, POS), the Matrix forum I was apart of let us know that they were putting on a clinic about how to clean your car (with their products) and that it was totally free, and there would be…

this is some good raw kinja, right here

I have trouble understanding how people as obtuse as you manage to function in a normal society

Its a Yugo....you are crazy.

Yeah, yeah, I filled ‘em in. Snipe on Antietam in about ‘89 or ‘90. Got busted for gundecking. Decent guy, though. Really handle his beer.

Say what you will about Luthor, he was competent and an actual genius, unlike this fuck.

I’ve seen that type of shelving holding up pallets of concrete mix, road salt, and other heavy bagged materials and I guarantee a pallet of concrete mix far outweighs one of those cars.

Kind of surprised not to see Voldemort’s face peeping out.

His cosmetic surgeon removed the hair follicles in the back to implant on top of his bald head

Maybe Steve Harvey can spread some of that black excellence to Trump and introduce him to the cat who made his toupees. I don’t know what trumpasaurus would look like with a high top, but seeing the secret service inside of Sally’s would make my morning.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.