Won't someone think of the teevee critics?

Doesn’t turn you green, either.

Doesn’t turn you green, either.

We were super-excited about absinthe in the 70s until we remembered heroin, cocaine, and LSD.

We were super-excited about absinthe in the 70s until we remembered heroin, cocaine, and LSD.

Damn, this dude smokes marihuana.

Damn, this dude smokes marihuana.

A lot of places in Tucson used swamps as their primary cooling. 

A lot of places in Tucson used swamps as their primary cooling. 

This thing just dumps it back in the room where you're sleeping. Plus, it raises the humidity.

This thing just dumps it back in the room where you're sleeping. Plus, it raises the humidity.

Try relying on a swamp cooler in Tucson during the summer “monsoon” season.

Try relying on a swamp cooler in Tucson during the summer “monsoon” season.

So, it's cooling efficiency decreases as the humidity increases.  Which is when you need it the most.

So, it's cooling efficiency decreases as the humidity increases.  Which is when you need it the most.

So, two degrees?

So, two degrees?

About $600 per degree. 

About $600 per degree. 

2/10.

2/10.

lol

Tease.

Tease.

You’re a regular little ray of sunshine.

That’s awesome.  ;)

How much did you pay for your Snoo?

How much did you pay for your Snoo?

It doesn’t take that much turbulence to have a ceiling baby.

It doesn’t take that much turbulence to have a ceiling baby.

You know how we know you didn't read the article?

That shit's on those crazy racist trad fuckers, not on Gwen.

If you’re checking your car seat it means you’re holding an infant on your lap.

If you’re checking your car seat it means you’re holding an infant on your lap.