Whatever. Drink a beer, get back in the saddle.

Are your towels marked "ass goes here" at one end so you don't get confused the second/third/fourth/fifth time you use the same towel without washing it?

Found the vegan, kids.

Dude.

One use per wash.

True dat.

Sure, sure. Whatever you say, sport.

“Never be cleaner" and "clean enough to rub all over my face" are two vastly different things. 

Matching towels are for people with no soul.

A big towel.

Nope.

Thank God for all the white thoughts and prayers. 

You forgot the sarcasm tag, right?

We can all get together at the pub to celebrate.

Yessah.

Shhh, shhh, shhh...

lol

Nothing to see here. Move along.

No. It's all peace, love and understanding.

No.