But did they all stand for the anthem?

Pretty sure the plural of “octopus” is “octobros,” because an octopus is nature’s bro and will totally stunt on your ass

Waiting for someone to correct you on the use of “octopuses” rather than “octopi.” I SUPPORT YOU, WHITNEY!

Mobile animals that live along the bottom are well know for avoiding water with low oxygen levels. In a bay, the wind can blow the surface water from one side of the bay to another, which draws bottom water up into the shallows along the shore on the side the surface water is moving away from. If the bottom water is…

seriously, I’m a huge nerd and even I’m like “... I could kick his ass.”

Funny, I have a $10K used Hyundai. It doesn’t make any sorts of creaks or rattles. I guess I just can’t afford your level of quality.

“But expecting that a moving object not have rattles, creaks, and alignment issues shows a disproportionate framework of expectations.”

“In my mind, Tesla’s core competency is their technology. And that 17-inch touchscreen is the embodiment of Tesla’s technological prowess.“

bless your heart, you must’ve never had the joy of reading customer verbatims.

Well if you weren’t implying he worked for them you were implying...what exactly? You said that once they “milk another golden calf they’ll be Stone’s best friend again.” That implies a previous relationship of some sort with Stone. You know, due to your use of the word “again.”

Calling a black (and gay) man “boi” doesn’t ring any bells?

I’m pretty sure he was trying to write “covfefesucker.”

It’s like you know no one is reading the AV Club anymore and are free to just write essays about how much you hate Donald Trump without even bothering to half-ass a connection to pop culture.

What the fuck are you talking about? Not only did Stone never work for the Clintons, he actually ran Bob Dole’s presidential campaign for a while in 1996. You know, against Bill Clinton.

Kellyanne Conway dressed up as a Revolutionary clown, Seb Gorka wore his dad’s old Nazi uniform (and medals), and Roger Stone wore his best Gilded Age tycoon cosplay. Trump gave a Bannon-written speech that plagiarized from a Batman villain. We aren’t dealing with mental giants here.

Any Old who can spell “partyboi” is *ahem* intimate with those of the term.

Shoo, тролль

He saw Kellyanne Conway’s insane inauguration day get-up and said, “Hold my beer!”

Wow, the dude basically dressed as a 20th century Railroad Tycoon? I thought it was a Halloween costume until I read the text under it.