Tried for what, exactly? Last time I checked being a racist asshole isn’t a crime.

Because we don’t want new ideas, we want to sit on the couch, drink a few beers, and laugh at jokes we already know the punchline to.

Embrace the darkness.

How do you know?

I must have had my shoes on when I came up with 30%. It looks more like a 13% drop since she made her statement. It looks like Charles Schwab bought big on Friday, so the price has steadied.

“it’s very clear that Karan is contrite”

Ashton, is that you?

Coon?

Go fuck yourself.

lol

Vehicles and tools aren’t gender specific.

They’re called “gifts” not “stuff I bought with my own money”. Be glad they aren’t guns.

Don’t be a lying asshole.

Some people save the files locally. Old people, mostly.

Ummm...

I’ve jumped out of plenty of planes, but I cry like a baby in most horror flicks. Slasher flicks are unwatchable.

Fuck anyone who works with Woody Allen.

But... But... He violated the Second Amendment!

He invented the bit about cavity searches. My father and I both have joint replacements and have no trouble flying.

Yeah, no.