It’s early.

lol

He’s probably not going to be gay. Good job, Dad.

OMG! She’s so cute!

They’ll eat whatever you serve if they’re hungry enough.

Wendy’s burgers look like they were made from pink slime horse dick.

There are about 250 people struck and killed by trains every year. The vast majority of them are in cars attempting to cross the railroad right-of-way. Only a handful of them are killed while actually trespassing. The whole “hundreds dying while photographing on the track” thing is innumrate nonsense.

How is that irony?

Fuck you.

I did, yes.

I did, yes.

It just goes to show how out their the equipment is that it fails this often.

“You’re note a true internet user until you’ve purchased a mattress online...”

“You’re note a true internet user until you’ve purchased a mattress online...”

None of these fucking words make sense together.

You are so fucking crazy.

He lied about the Dalai Lama writing an intro for one of his books. Do, please, try to not be simple.

I liked it.

Do what Stef or Kristen said. Or, a combination of both.

I bet if you got laid you’d have 10% fewer hawt takes.

He sounds like an asshole.

Since apparently I wasn’t clear: Fuck you.