Take that back, I’m hate spanking to her big ol’ titties right now.

Bastard. This was my last clean shirt.

Sez you.

I’m impressed.

No.

lol

I wouldn’t let you give this to me, this car is an embarrassing death trap.

3/4 of an inch long.

It looks like a piece off a windshield wiper.

The statistic you don’t understand is deaths per mile driven. The old cars are much higher.

The most dangerous mile is the one closest to your house, because you drive it every time.

I’d bet you a thousand dollars that dog jumped into the car and barked until they strapped him in.

What if the vet making a housecall loses control and rams their vehicle into your house, killing all your pets?

At least a dick is part of a man.

“And try to bite my ass.”

*jerking off motion*

He’s in the middle of a parking lot. I think you can relax on this one.

You have to actually spend time with them. If your own dogs try to bite you, you have issues.

My dogs approve.

Yeah, this sucks for Dodge but they need to have Google alerts for their products so they can get ahead of stuff like this.