Scumbag law firms love these class action lawsuits. They get their third of the settlement in cash, up front. Enjoy your coupon for a free sixer of Hamno’s favorite yogurt, suckers.

Suck my dick, dumbass.

Ohllama isn’t as innocent as he wants you to think. He’s a sociopathic shitstain.

No, I’m going to drive away, you fucking dumbass.

I’m pretty sure magnets are involved.

“But the moment you start trying to harm my property cause you are so angry at the world. You about to get a bumper in the face.”

Yes, fuck you.

Your puppy cuddler who has killed at least three people so far told his mommy last week that he was going to an alt-right protest.

The Fred Perry brand is becoming popular with Nazi types.

No.

The shelter didn’t seem to think so.

Mom?

That’s a little dark.

I notice you haven’t told me that I’m wrong.

Your dog didn’t get spayed. That’s the totality of what happened. Everything else is just your need for people to tell you that they’re sorry and that it will never, ever, ever happen again. And that they’re really, super-duper, sorry. If telling you the truth makes me a dick, so be it.

“he basically gave me a voucher for the surgery”

No, it makes your husband sound like a child who lives in denial.

Bad breath can be a sign of health issues. Tell him to haul himself to the dentist for a cleaning and to get it checked out.

lol

So, that’s a yes?