lol

Asshole Infiniti driver, but I repeat myself.

He wasn’t shot down by a beautiful celebrity. He was a tool who chose to play beer pong instead.

I’m glad that he let us know he hit the gym before heading home.

I hope you didn’t expect me to read that before I dismissed it. ;)

Yeah. Sure.

Brad,

Yeah, you totally missed out on that because of beer pong.

He was the janitor at her high school.

Thank you, saved me from posting that.

Yes.

She really does look like a dog penis.

It’s far cheaper than adopting a British mechanic.

Check with your local college, I had my testing done for free by an audiology student supervised by a professor of audiology. They were WAY more thorough than most commercial operations. Their exam identified a bone conduction problem that I had corrected surgically. I get my hearing aids through the VA, so I don’t…

Get his hearing tested and get him a hearing aid. It makes a huge difference.

You realize, of course, in the course of leaving your first shelter, that you might be travelling through hundreds of miles of contaminated territory, quite possibly on foot. Of course you do.

Dear Genius,

Dear Genius,

Dear “Why-Not-Both?” Commentors,

People are staring at me as if I’m simple. Thanks a lot.

I love it when people think other people are mean when they don’t go out of their way to support their business. Don’t want to pay their fees? Create your own content.