The quote was prompted by a question King asked Brady, on a trip to Montana that I’m sure his (struggling) parent company had to pay for. This isn’t like quoting from prepared remarks at a press conference.

So you’re saying that people are incapable of change and all manners of protest and dialogue are completely futile?

Scorching hot take comin’ thru!!! Way to really stick it to the reality tv establishment! If only there were more brave bros out there to condescingly drone about the ills of reality tv, ignoring that what they’re presenting as an astute observation is really the prevailing public opinion on the subject. But no, that…

Why don’t you and Jerry take it out back and fellate each other?

I don’t think you are. Maybe you’ve confused this with Joe Millionaire.

I’ve never watched the Bachelor, but you tried it. I’ve never heard of any suitors being millionaires, but if you have more intimate details about the contestants’ financial statuses, please share.

Maybe learn what the fuck you’re talking about before you decide to comment

The premise of the show has nothing to do with ‘gold digging’. It’s not ‘marry a millionaire’.

How is she a gold-digger? Especially when she’ll be the one being pursued? Are you talking about her prospective suitors?

I agree. She is amazingly talented, and has a fantastic voice - but the “Queen Bee” shit is ridiculous. That whole thing last night was just self-indulgent nonsense. I asked my wife why (since she is pregnant and can’t do a big dance number) she couldn’t just get up there and sing the hell out of that place - and…

Depending on where you live, you can’t keep any kind of shit you like in your driveway.

You’d think she’s the first fucking person on earth to give birth. Good lord.

I thought it was a hodge podge of self-indulgent theatrics, with a highlight on the first baby bump to ever be seen in the history of mankind... but I read the reviews and was told it was fierce, so I’ll have to reconsider.

It’s....mediocre. Her vocal ability just isn’t that impressive, considering all the hype. She sounds like a moderately talented person doing karaoke in a bar.

And compare Super Bowl to Super Bowl... Gaga has a better voice, sang better songs better, and did a better show.

Did you watch the Superbowl halftime show? How is this better a better performance? I’ll give you that Beyonce is pregnant so she can’t really jump around, but Gaga’s performance was much more impressive.

Somehow tackier than her gift to us mortals, er, that announcement photo shoot at Kmart.

I appreciated this way more than what I saw live. Like I’m sitting here watching as she stands there (looking glorious) for three minutes while some spoken word recording blabbers on and I’m left wondering if it’s going anywhere. Her voice is great but I don’t feel the song. Oh well.

Meh.

Having fun every weekend in your 20s is way better than doing it in your 40s.