Wait is this article actually trying to say that ESPN didn’t do this intentionally and it was purely because of “scheduling issues”. Are you fucking kidding me? Look I get that this is Deadspin (aka politicallycorrectsports.com), and we hate Curt Schilling here, but I can’t believe anyone is actually buying into this…

This a terrible idea, and kind of defeats the entire purpose of a bachelor/bachelorette party which is to have a weekend with YOUR friends before you permanently (hopefully) tie your life to another person. You will have endless amounts of time in the future to hang out with all your friends together (like that whole…

I am also a lawyer who smokes most every day, but doesn’t “act high” and has no problem stopping when I’m traveling or on vacation. I just like it! Also love Beet Arthur claiming “no judgment” after this sentence: