Others have already mentioned the absolutely fire line in this article, but let’s just go ahead and reinforce it: shit like this is why you’re one of the best, Schreier—and why Kotaku remains the force it is in a world of bland “stick to sprouts” coverage.

Sincerely hope you lose the Wight. They seem fun at first, but the otherworldly moaning and constant pacing at all hours of the night gets old. I think you might have to invest in an enchanted weapon though.

Thank god ICE is here to protect us from nerd artists.  They might have drawn a sword on someone.

Maybe Nintendo recognizes now that the people who would appreciate an instruction manual are now all adults, and we no longer get to read the instruction booklet in anticipation as our parents drive us home. Maybe if they did have instruction manuals, I’d call my mom and have her drive me to the store so I could jump…

I get that it’s in Tokyo but what is it a show about, exactly?

This made me laugh!

One was walking the street, the other honked: 1 year in prison?

Who is cutting onions at this time of the day?!