I can be friends with a self-described Republican more than I can be friends with a self-described libertarian. Libertarians are top notch assholes who think they are superior because they are not Republican. Nope - they’re just as bad, with extra mansplaining and self-delusion.

Nah, he won’t make it out of the primary. That’s the problem with the whole GOP, really. You have to tack too far right to appease the primary voters in the base, and you just won’t be able to get back to the center in time. Move too fast and your opponent will slam you with your primary soundbites, move too slow and…

No chance. The largest lobbying machines in Washington dislike him, and they'll flood the race with enough dark money to ensure he won't win. He makes AIPAC extremely nervous with his strong isolationist tendencies, and that alone would probably be enough to cause a PAC offensive. His support for drug…

Kris MUST be sending checks to get 3-5 mentions per day. This month she’s paying double for Kylie entries.

a cake that said "Mark 12:31" would have worked.

Clearly this woman is Gary Fogel's biggest fan.

Exactly! It’s mandated by law that my female coworkers and I get 5 days of paid sick leave a month for our “periods.” We spend them drinking cosmos, inventing fake diseases, and plotting ways to better emasculate and subjugate men. And don’t even get me started on pregnancy, the biggest grift of all.

I know what you mean. Sometimes, you’re just not a kid person. I accept I might be a monster, but really, I’m just a touch-me-not, and kids really tend not to get that. :3

We know it's not edgy, and we'd like it not to be perceived as such by people who think parenting is the end all be all to living. We childless don't want it to be a point of contention, we just wanna live our lives.

Oh my god, I love you. Seriously. I have had three - THREE! - different people at different points in my life tell me that I will never know real love if I don't have a baby. First, how fucking rude are you to say that to a stranger? Second, if my ability to feel love is contingent on my pushing something out of my…

I really don't like kids and have no problem telling people that. Usually ends the whole conversation rather quickly.

"The hottest new club in town, down at the abandoned food cannery, has everything. Dirt, gore, zombie trailer discoteque, a two sweaty men crammed into a late model car"

The Oscar and Felix of the Apocalypse.

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These idiots are going to turn us all into the "gun grabbers" they fear. Once upon a time regulation would have been enough for me, but the more bullshit they pull, the more they demonstrate that they view gun death as a feature as opposed to a bug, the more purely anti-gun I get.

You know, we got your opinion the first 10 times you said that.

A white woman faked her own kidnapping and didn't blame a black guy? The headline image is the face of progress.

I love this series too!