My Sudafed haze is to thank. :)

Jenny MICKarthy

I don’t know what kind of job you have but I’m not regularly sharing needles or having unprotected sex with my coworkers as part of my workday.

I have never felt or looked as good as I did when I was doing Pilates. I need to get back into it.

Excellent tip! Thank you!

Haha! Those are great stories and I’ll try to remember them the next time I photograph a cat just as it starts to yawn or something. :)

It’s so much fun and so rewarding. I love it! Now you can appreciate a good Petfinder profile pic on a whole new level. ;)

You must have infinite reserves of patience to go through that. I volunteer at my city’s animal shelter and can’t even get a cat to look at the camera for half a second while I take its Petfinder profile picture and find it mentally exhausting by about cat 5.

Which means he’s American.

This is probably the same sort of person that if he had to watch his kid while his wife was elsewhere would refer to it as “babysitting” rather than, you know, “parenting”.

Nah. Dude probably thinks the rape costume is hilarious and has to blunt the criticism of it with a “Whis is this nobody?” type comment. Super lame.

He’s Irish? His wikipedia says he was born in Brooklyn and refers to him as an American comedian. Someone should fix that.

Anytime! :)

I volunteer at my city’s animal shelter and the answer is probably that this cat was either recently abandoned or (most likely) the person who brought it in was the owner and was just too embarassed to admit it. Happens a lot.

Rabbits aren’t rodents. They belong to the order Lagomorpha.

I don’t know about psychopathic tendencies, but they sure have a tendency to get all haughty about their preferred way of drinking coffee.

Same here (without the winking at a guy at the bus stop part). I”ll even say parts of the imaginary conversation out loud. So embarrassing.

Revelling in victimhood and groupthink. I got what you meant though and I definitely don’t think you deserve the amount of vitriol you’re receiving.

I’m enjoying the irony of everyone laying into you because you don’t know how these girls feel all the while they are assuming these girls feel victimized or traumatized. It’s bizarre. There’s also a certain faction of the Jezebel commentors who revel in victimhood and love to throw around “victim” and “trauma” every…